“Ah, college. All that hard studying, all those textbooks, brilliant professors lecturing on fascinating topics and all those eager minds, just ready and willing to learn. Wait…who am I kidding? Let’s try this again: Ah, college. All that hard fucking, all those young and perky tits, dumb girls stripping, drinking and flashing at parties and all those eager coeds, just ready and willing to hook up. Yeah, that sounds a little more like it. College rules, right?” |
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